Ask Blaine

Reblog if I can leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 05:58:52 -0500

QUICK EVERYONE REPLY WITH A PHOTO OF WHAT WEAPON YOU WOULD USE IF YOU GOT SBURB

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 12:46:26 -0400

daydreamno19:

assbuttmcgee:

gaywalrus:

cancerously:

amp0rasprite:

m4ge:

teenmomlalonde:

kawaiijohn:

tsunderekarkitty:

2ummoner:

porrimspiercedleftnipple:

zevenslaper:

miraculouslollipop:

LIGHTSABERKIND

BOWKIND

RAZORKIND

Youtriedkind

youtriedkind

SwordKind

LEGBRACEKIND

KYUBEYKIND

UMBRELLAKIND

CANEKIND >:]

2XPLASTICLAWNFLAMINGOKIND

CANDELABRAKIND

GUITARKIND

KNIFELASHEDTOABATKIND

MEWTWOKIND

SPIRIT POKEMON CRAP THAT MAY NOT BE CRAP.

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 21:50:00 -0400

HELLO PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME I HAVE NOTICED SOME FORM OF MEEM, AS MY COLLEAGUES SEEM TO CALL IT, WHERE ONE’S FOLLOWERS INDICATES THEIR SPIRIT POKEMON. ALTHOUGH THIS IS ENTIRELY PONYTASHIT PSEUDOSCIENCE, IT’S SEEMS THAT MY APPARENT SPIRIT POKEMON IS NONE OTHER THAN CHARMELEON, A HIGHLY ESTEEMED FIRE TYPE THAT DOES WHAT HE PLEASES, EVEN IF THAT INVOLVES HORRIBLY MUTILATING TEST SUBJECTS FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE. HOW FITTING. HAVE A PHOTO OF MY CHARMELEON.

mcgwiggles: gottacatchemall: [In Honor of Neil Armstrong -...

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 14:48:15 -0400

mcgwiggles:

gottacatchemall:

[In Honor of Neil Armstrong - Rest in Peace]

It’s tough outliving your heroes.

Are you related to Dr. Eggman?

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 01:40:13 -0400

I WOULDN’T SAY RELATED IS THE RIGHT TERM. HE’S ESSENTIALLY THE BAT-MITE EQUIVALENT OF ME, IF YOU KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT BATMAN TO KNOW WHO THAT IS. HERE’S A PHOTO, IN CASE YOU DON’T.ALTHOUGH SIMILAR, SIMPLY A FAN FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION WHO ASPIRES TO RIVAL MY GREATNESS.

HELLO.

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 01:21:38 -0400

BLAINE THE CYBORG HERE, TELL ALL OF YOUR SQUISHY FRIENDS TO FOLLOW THIS BLOG AND ASK QUESTIONS BECAUSE I AM ONE OF THE GREAT MINDS OF BOTH THIS AND THE LAST MILLENNIUM, AND POSSIBLY EVEN THE NEXT ONE, AND ANY WISDOM YOU IMBECILES CAN GET FROM ME YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED. THAT IS ALL.

when was the last time you ever hoopy pooped a doop???

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 22:39:02 -0400

YOU MEAN LIKE THIS? NOT SINCE THE DAY OF MY YOUTH.

Ask you anything? You mean /anything~/?

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 01:37:28 -0400

I MOST CERTAINLY SAYS NOTHING OF THAT NATURE IN MY ASK BOX.

Have you ever been known to transform into a robot of the Predacon variety? Or are you more of a Maximal man?

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 01:16:46 -0400

I AM KNOWN TO BE BOTH OF THESE THINGS AND MANY MORE.

What's your Mustache's name?

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 23:29:29 -0400

As in what category of Mustache does it fall under? The aptly titled “The Blaine”, clearly.

Do you like skitty? >(•w•)<

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 22:53:39 -0400

No. Except this one Delta species Skitty I crafted yesterday. HE WILL INCINERATE ALL OF YOUR LITTLE SKITTY FRIENDS.

Where'd ya get the shades?

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 22:52:46 -0400

The were a gift from a colleague, from a very long time ago.

Do you like androgyny?

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 05:23:09 -0400

IS THIS GARRET? GO DIE ALREADY. I DO NOT CARE FOR YOUR ANDROGYNY DAMMIT. DON’T MAKE ME SEND MY ENERGY GROUDON ON YOU.

how many sciences can you do???

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 04:49:17 -0400

MANY. WHAT KIND OF A SHITTY QUESTION IS THAT.

Do you like art?

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 04:46:59 -0400

Not especially. Pictures sometimes help to get my point across though.

What is the square root of hoopy, poop, and doop?

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 04:44:34 -0400

Those are not numbers. only numbers have square roots. And not all numbers even can be squared, but alas, that is an unanswerable question on logical terms, and does not deserve a picture.

Muttonchops?

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 04:42:04 -0400

What of them. They are impractical.

What colour was your hair before you lost it.

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 04:40:03 -0400

I had blonde locks when I was an intern.

Hey, why don't YOU ask ME something, asshole?

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 04:38:56 -0400

BECAUSE YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE THIS.

What are your thoughts on incorrect punctuation?

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 04:15:00 -0400

IT IS HORRID. IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH A MANTINE. MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID WATER TYPES.